Body builders ha ha, I know a few and I bet you do too, probably are one. I actually like bodybuilder cliques, they work hard (most of the time) train regularly, eat well and are quite considerate of other gym members, even if they don't put their weights back correctly (you never do, just admit it). Bodybuilders can be split into 4 types; Competitive, Non-competitive Wannabuilders and Triangabuilders. Your competitive bodybuilders usually know their stuff otherwise they wouldn't have the physique or the trophies to show for it, they tend to be quite reserved in the gym, keep their head down and get on with training, they are very helpful and have alot of good advice, you also have the guys who don't compete but could, your non-competitives, natural physique, strong proportionate looking guys. Maybe they lack in the confidence or big headedness department for competing but are otherwise super trainers. SAS, sunbeds and steroids can pretty sum up the triangabuilders, skinheads, earring and a glazed look on thier face. These guys don't have a clue and probably were taught how to "train" by another dimwitted triangabuilder with nothing between his ears. They get the name triangubuilder from the Latin "Triangulum" meaning 3 sided due to the fact they Don't train their lower half. The only exercises these guys know is Bench Press and Bicep curl. They know a lot of people in the gym, are overly confident and usually cut about with a maxi muscle or golds gym vest and baggy patterned cotton trousers. Wannabuilders, well, everyone starts somewhere, but these wee sticks of boys never think to ask for help and immediately stick 100k on a bar and try to bench it. Haaaaaaa No chance! I've seen guys with the bar across their chest screaming in pain and blue in the face. I've saw them put 50k on one side and let it go only for it to somersault across the gym and hit an unsuspecting victim on the chin. Until the day comes when they strike up a conversation with a triangubuilder. . . . A couple of weeks later they look bloated with bad back acne (you know what I mean) Any wannabuilders listening, Get real help now!!!
Thursday 15 April 2010
Body builders and straight talking
Body builders ha ha, I know a few and I bet you do too, probably are one. I actually like bodybuilder cliques, they work hard (most of the time) train regularly, eat well and are quite considerate of other gym members, even if they don't put their weights back correctly (you never do, just admit it). Bodybuilders can be split into 4 types; Competitive, Non-competitive Wannabuilders and Triangabuilders. Your competitive bodybuilders usually know their stuff otherwise they wouldn't have the physique or the trophies to show for it, they tend to be quite reserved in the gym, keep their head down and get on with training, they are very helpful and have alot of good advice, you also have the guys who don't compete but could, your non-competitives, natural physique, strong proportionate looking guys. Maybe they lack in the confidence or big headedness department for competing but are otherwise super trainers. SAS, sunbeds and steroids can pretty sum up the triangabuilders, skinheads, earring and a glazed look on thier face. These guys don't have a clue and probably were taught how to "train" by another dimwitted triangabuilder with nothing between his ears. They get the name triangubuilder from the Latin "Triangulum" meaning 3 sided due to the fact they Don't train their lower half. The only exercises these guys know is Bench Press and Bicep curl. They know a lot of people in the gym, are overly confident and usually cut about with a maxi muscle or golds gym vest and baggy patterned cotton trousers. Wannabuilders, well, everyone starts somewhere, but these wee sticks of boys never think to ask for help and immediately stick 100k on a bar and try to bench it. Haaaaaaa No chance! I've seen guys with the bar across their chest screaming in pain and blue in the face. I've saw them put 50k on one side and let it go only for it to somersault across the gym and hit an unsuspecting victim on the chin. Until the day comes when they strike up a conversation with a triangubuilder. . . . A couple of weeks later they look bloated with bad back acne (you know what I mean) Any wannabuilders listening, Get real help now!!!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment